Friday 16 November 2012

True Colours



True Colours
By
Maria Caesar

The focus of the news had varied little over the previous months. Each day bore another gruesome article on a spate of violent break-ins. The only alteration being a new victim’s name added to an increasingly long list.
As chances of encountering the home-owner were always high, the increasingly brazen burglar targeted the properties owned by people who were either single or alone at the time of each incident.
Then recent articles reported newly-found evidence linking the burglaries to a number of unsolved murders. At first the killings had been considered random, but as time progressed, police assumed that the repetitive robber had mutated into a serial killer.
My own neighbourhood bordered the radius of the intruder’s playing field. And as a single female living alone, the chances of me being selected as the thief’s next target rose tenfold. I shrugged aside my friends’ concerns stating defiantly, “I can take care of myself.”
In fact, I wanted the burglar to trespass onto my territory. The culprit needed to be taught a lesson, and I was willing and able to teach it to him.
            As time passed I continued to monitor the news reports; my eyes peeled for developments. There was a three-week gap before the next burglary, with yet another link to a murder, occurred.
I knew the victim well. He was considered by many to be a highly respected member of the community but I begged to differ. Nonetheless, his death generated public concern and investigations to track down the burglar increased tenfold.
Ensuing police reports claimed they were “hot on the trail”. A sketch of the killer’s chosen weapon, based upon casts taken from the victims’ fatal wounds, was emblazoned upon the front page.
The accuracy of forensic science was amazing. I peered at the drawing of the knife: a sixteen centimetre blade, smooth along the base from the hilt to the pointed tip and a decorative saw-back along the top.
The police were close, but not near enough to prevent the intruder’s next and final attack during which I got my wish and the burglar was finally taught his lesson.
After the ‘assault’ the media went into frenzy. The burglar was dead but no one expected that his family would try to charge the robber’s last intended prey with his murder.
I didn’t appreciate being classified as ‘a victim’, but for the purpose of the trial I made an exception. After all, the result of my court case was hinged on the jury’s opinion. 
 The courtroom was packed. Outside closed doors a crowd of eager reporters waited.  As the intruder’s family accused me of homicide I studied their crumpled up faces and watched every tear that fell.
I wasn’t angry with them but in their eyes I was the monster. It didn’t matter that their son was over a foot taller than me, or that he had trespassed into my home. Yet again I was grateful for my short stature and somewhat delicate physique.
The family’s vain attempts at seeking some sort of compensation were treated with disdain by the general public. The trial was merely a formality; a battle between lawyers and a one-sided affair at that.
There was no doubt amongst everyone else present that I had acted in self-defence. To bolster my already unbeatable case, my lawyer presented the evidence and a stack of police file reports on the intruder, detailing a history of increasing violence and a record a mile long.
Throughout the trial I fiddled with the bandages on my arms. My limbs were coated with ‘defensive’ wounds. The state of my body suggested that the battle between the burglar and I had lasted for hours, but instead the struggle had been surprisingly brief. It ended with a single fatal wound straight through my opponent’s heart. “Killed with his own weapon”, was what the police had decreed.
By the time paramedics arrived on the scene he had bled out onto my floor, leaving a massive circular stain in the beige coloured carpet. As soon as the trial was over it would need to be replaced.
I waited patiently for the final decision to be made. Beyond the courtroom walls the media discussed the potential floodgates that would be opened as a result of my case.
Did my actions on that fatal night inadvertently change the way the law would view future innocent victims defending themselves, their homes, or their families from invasion? I could only hope.
The crowd openly cheered when the jury made their announcement. Meanwhile my lawyer nodded at me and smiled. I watched as the evidence was packed away. The knife had been cleaned though no disinfectant in existence would be capable of removing the long history of blood upon its plain metal surface.
I observed as an officer carefully placed the weapon into a cardboard box and as I watched I thought to myself, “Damn, I’m going to miss my saw-back knife!”

Lamenting my Love for Speed



Lamenting my love for speed
By
Carole Phillips

Speeding down the highway, a slow poke up ahead,
He’ll make me late for footy; I’ll leave this bloke for dead.
Pedal to the metal, the turbo kicking in,
Swinging into the passing lane, then an almighty crashing din. 

Struggling for a conscious thought, I hear the sirens scream,
Coming ever closer like a nightmare or a dream.
Flashing lights reminded me of a nightclub and my mates,
But abruptly realization hit, I was about to meet my fate.

Blood of life was ebbing out, my legs I could not feel,
The eerie bustling silence seemed suddenly so unreal.
Strangers working frantically to extract me from the wreck,
My final earthly notion was filled with deep regret.

Never to see my mother’s smile or the old man’s wicked grin,  
Never to feel my Nana’s hugs or the joy of a footy win.
Never to hear my sister tease or my best mates joke and skite,
I denied myself all these things, because today I took my life.

I took my life - not in anger, nor in a field of war,
An act of stupidity, impatience and much more.
Careless overtaking, exhilaration to be in the lead
Never to be going home; lamenting my love for speed.

Ode to the Man from the Bush



ODE TO THE MAN FROM THE BUSH
By
Shirley Symes

He walks down the street with a lazy stride, trusty R.M.’s on his feet,
A battered Akubra on his head, maybe knees that do not meet.
A languid stroll that belies his strength, the well known ringer’s squat,
The easy grin, the firm handskake – what you saw was what you got.

But things have changed, there’s a different role, the horse takes a second place,
The four-wheel quad replaces the steed, and a chopper has joined the chase.
There’s radios, mobiles and e-mails to monitor daily chores,
The weather is noted, decisions made, there’s a heap of new fangled laws.

The lifestyle has changed, but hopefully still, the old values and standards remain,
When you grasp a mate’s hand you can trust him well, the message is loud and plain.
You know that he will listen to you, maybe offer an opinion or two,
Then smile and say “Good on you that’s just what I would do”.

But a new style of man now walks the streets, garbed in total mining gear,
He works his shift at the mining site, drives a truck or drills the rock.
When you’re down below you don’t notice the time, there’s no need to watch the clock,
The siren will sound when your hours are up, you come back to reality then.
Tick yourself off, climb back on the bus, have a rest and start over again.

So the image of our country men is something we admire and respect,
The character, the style and quiet pride, not something just there for effect,
The men from the bush, they have left their mark, we have loved them and followed their fates,
Truly Aussie, laconic and strong and lean, just genuine reliable mates.

Tuesday 21 August 2012

Love Storm



Terry Slack writes his own version of a poem about a dog called Storm, following the same guidelines as the previously listed group activity. Therefore, based on the lyrics from the song “You’ll never walk alone” by Gerry and the Pacemakers, Terry wrote the following poem:

Love Storm
By
Terry Slack

When you walk past Storm,
Hold your hands up high
And don’t be afraid of her bark.
At the end of her lead
There’s a dog that I trust
That keeps me safe in the dark.

She’ll come take a shoe,
She’ll come take a bone,
There’s no malice at all in her heart.

I’m here,
She’s there,
Our hearts beat as one, with a bond even death won’t part.

Walk tall,
Walk proud,
With Storm at my side, who would share her favourite bone
So I’ll never be alone, I’ll never be alone.

A dog called Storm

This poem was written as a group effort by the Bush Curlews.

The club was given an activity during which we altered wording from the song "You'll never walk alone" by Gerry and the Pacemakers, to create a small piece about a recently rescued two-year old Great Dane puppy called 'Storm'.

When you walk past Storm
Hold your hands up high
And don't be afraid of her bark.

At the end of the leash
There's a great brown Dane
And the sweet smell of grass at the park.

Walk on through the park
Walk on through the dark
Though her drool be swished and swirled.

Dig deep, dig deep, t-bones she will find
Then she will sleep alone
With her smelly t-bone.



The Beauty of Books


By
Maria Caesar

Digital reading devices have their place in today’s society but nothing beats the scent, texture and overall durability of the good old-fashioned book.
Generations from now, will the civilisation of the future be able to access the data currently produced en masse on-line? Or will the information be blocked due to incompatible, superseded software?
What about libraries and newsagencies? Would they cease to exist as ‘books’ and magazines become increasingly available via a multitude of websites? There is a terrifying potential for our world’s history getting lost due to a massive internet virus.
 In my opinion, nothing beats the dog-eared pages of a much-loved paperback novel that can be squashed into a suitcase without fear of breakage or perhaps shared with a group of friends.

Maria's Success at the Food Tales Workshop


Maria’s Success
Food Tales Internet Blog
By
Maria Caesar


My first ever internet blog!
I wrote the first few paragraphs during a ten-minute writing activity as part of the Food Tales Workshop hosted by the Queensland Writers Centre and featuring Lorraine Elliott (of ‘Not Quite Nigella’ – Internet food blogger and restaurant reviewer). Approximately 25 people attended the workshop, only 4 dared to read aloud their work. My blog was selected for immediate publication onto the Food Tales website. The title was chosen by one of the other workshop attendees.

Like Lorraine Elliott, it took a while before I gained confidence in the kitchen. In fact, I only started cooking properly last year. No, I did not live on take-away, but I did opt for the pre-made, whack-in-the-oven packet-style food and as a result my health suffered.
After several months of learning how to cook with the aid of magazines, old recipe books and TV chefs, I decided I needed a key recipe to symbolise my newfound ability in the kitchen. The recipe that represented my transition was a Crème Caramel.
Growing up as a child, attending countless Filipino parties, I always remember how only one of the ladies in our circle of friends prepared this particular dish. My mother, one of the world’s best books in my opinion, never dared to try it and my sister, who it seems has been cooking since she was first able to switch on the stove, had tried it without success.
As the Crème Caramel was my sister’s favourite dish, I decided as a birthday gift to attempt to create it. If it worked, brilliant, but if not, I had a back-up plan of a box of chocolates and a bottle of vodka.

For the recipe and the rest of this internet blog visit the Food Tales website (see link)

Lemon Cream Biscuits


A short story by Maria Caesar

Writers group activity: write a story based on half-eaten packet of biscuits sitting on table before us.

The packet of lemon cream biscuits sat in the centre of the table. Olga and Sophia stared at the open package, both in turn glaring at the other. They had attended five Weight Watchers meetings and the pair were on edge, desperate with near starvation, yet neither was willing to admit it. Moments earlier, to their horror, it was discovered only one biscuit remained.
“I won’t eat it,” Olga crossed her arms. “I’ve worked too hard already. You can get fat on it.”
Sophia chuckled, “Oh Olga, I insist. You have the last biscuit. You look hungry. I can actually see you ‘chafing at the bits’!”
“Ha!” Olga burst out. “You can talk! You better wipe that drool off your chin Sophia, it’s very unbecoming of you.”
“Drool!” Sophia shrieked. “You would need a bucket and then some!”
“Just a bucket? You would need a water tank!” Olga retorted.
The cafeteria was silent as other diners watched the two large women argue over the biscuit.
“Oh no, not again.” Joe, the waiter, didn’t know whether to boot the women out or to run and hide. 
“You eat it,” Olga stated.
“No, you eat it.” Sophia replied.
In the meantime, a young boy only five years of age, skipped through the silent restaurant, oblivious to the thick tension in the air.  All of a sudden, the child reached onto the table, grabbed the supposedly rejected biscuit and gobbled it up in front of them. 
The two women gaped. Both faces went red with fury. 

Joe leapt from behind the counter, grabbed the kid and ran out the door.
Meanwhile, Olga and Sophia rolled up their sleeves. With murderous looks in their eyes they chanted: “Kill! Kill! Kill!” 

Sunday 5 August 2012

QWC Interview


QWC interview
The Bush Curlews

Last month, the Queensland Writers Centre conducted a group interview of the Bush Curlews. The interview has been published on the QWC’s website. A photograph of some of our club members has also been included.

The Queensland Writers Centre has been outstanding in their efforts to promote writers groups, such as the Bush Curlews.

Our club embraces the opportunity to promote the Bush Curlews and our annual competition.








Food Tales Workshop


Food Tales Workshop
Charters Towers
Thursday 7 June 2012

 
The Queensland Writers Centre and the State Library of Queensland combined their efforts to organize a free workshop in Charters Towers with Lorraine Elliott, author of the blog: “Not Quite Nigella”. 
Lorraine reviews restaurants from all over the world and has a following of around 400,000 views per month to her site. Lorraine’s first novel is nearing completion. Her book will encompass a collection of her most memorable restaurant reviews and recipes.
The workshop began with an interview-style presentation followed by a “Questions and Answers” session.
Charters Towers Foodworks were asked to cater for the event and they came up with a selection of ten recipes from Lorraine’s blog site including the infamous “Broccoli Cake”.  Attendees had the good fortune to taste these dishes, each one earning favourable remarks.
With full bellies, everyone attending participated in a ten-minute writing activity for which we had to write about one of our own recipes “blog-style”.
Our club secretary, Maria Caesar, was fortunate to have her writing selected and published onto the Food Tales website. If you would like to view Maria’s blog, titled “Maria’s Success”, visit foodtales.slq.qld.gov.au
The remainder of the workshop was dedicated to teaching how to set up our own blog sites. It was an entertaining, educational and delicious experience for all.